Alphabet Soup

Biv is for beer and bands. C and Biv met on a Friday night on H Street, a strange and delightful night that also bestowed on Biv his unique moniker. Now their paths cross purposefully and accidentally and always lead to a great night out. He seems to be genuinely interested in C, but their Friday night flirtations have been enough so far. Status: Active

D is for dating disaster, in the case of this bearded Nice Guy. He likes C, a lot, but after their first date ended in the universe’s most awkward nonkiss, C had to move things to the Friend Zone. Status: Active

E is for Everybody Needs a Wingperson. E is C’s wingwoman and roommate. She not only helps C nab the boyz but offers a voice of reason when C acts irrational about them later. Status: Roommate

H is for the humiliation associated with blacking out on a first date only to find out you bit his face during sex. Turns out they connected enough before the incident for him to actually talk to her again. If he didn’t live in a far away land marked by cacti and conservatives, they could be dating. For now, they’re trapped in a textingship. Status: Active

Hot C is for cunnilingus and copulation, all the things C wants to do with Hot C. They have a history of long hugs, pudding wrestling fantasizing and casual sexting. The only problem is he’s H’s roommate, and H doesn’t know just how far their once casual flirting has taken them. Status: Active

Mark is for Mark, because his name and story is vague enough to tell without pretense. C went out looking to dance and make out and Mark found her right as she entered the door. Quintessential nice guy, he got her number, called two days later and asked her out. C avoided it but messaged him three days later saying maybe they can bump into each other on purpose next time. Status: Inactive

Mystery ID Finder Guy (MIDFG) is for the mystery man who found C’s student ID on the ground a block from his house. After some google detective work, he commented on another of C’s blogs to get a hold of her. She emailed him, asked him out for a thank you beer, and he turned out to be funny, charming, banter-ful and cute. The next day, he asked her out for a drink. Status: Active, First (real) date pending

Oregon is for the One That Got Away. They had a passionate month together, complete with Jeopardy games and bad movies, before he moved. To Oregon. A year and a half later, he has popped back up by joining facebook. Will their e-flirting ever turn into anything? Status: Newly Active