Category Archives: Biv

Texts From Last Night: This is Why You’re Single Edition

Posted on June 20, 2011 by

…That awkward moment when correctly spelling “autocephalous” totally fucks you over. 7:54 – Joe: Hey back! I’m at rock and roll hotel. Spelling buzz then dancing? Or more drinking? Feel free to join! I’m with Roommate E and another girlfriend. … Continue reading →

Posted in Biv, brutally honest, favorite bars, h street, my flaws, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, spelling buzz | 3 Comments

Grilled Cheese for the Chinese New Year

Posted on February 6, 2011 by

“Hey, you’re the girl that told the dirty joke!” The Bartender was excited as he handed me my vodka cranberry. Yes, that’s me. The last time I played the Spelling Buzz at Rock and Roll Hotel, I circumvented spelling my … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, Biv, favorite bars, h street, out with W, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, so wasted, spelling buzz, The Bartender, toki underground | 3 Comments

New Year’s Eve 2011: Shameless, Shameful or Just a Sham?

Posted on January 4, 2011 by

8:00pm – I am cheery and bright, gonna get my party on tonight. 8:30 – I start on my second glass of wine and send a half naked picture to H, initiating some virtual flirting. 8:45 – Biv cancels. I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in bearded men, Biv, Duck Hunt, I lost my pants, Kissing, New Year's Eve, oral sex, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, Trainwreck | 3 Comments