Category Archives: favorite bars

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta go down on me…

Didn’t your mom ever tell you no dessert before dinner? Go back and eat your vegetables! My hands, they were tingling. Not like the tiny needles that shoot through them when they wake up from a good sleep, but tingling … Continue reading

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Lesson: The Right Men Respect the Rules

Don’t spoil dinner with dessert first. Catch up with Part 1 and Part 2… “I had fun not having sex with you,” The Real T leaned over and kissed me. “Good morning.” My lips barely touched his before I pulled … Continue reading

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A Lot Like Attraction

That last post was a cliffhanger, no? Here’s what happened next with The Fake T and The Real Mr. T. I looked back and forth between The Fake T and The Real T. Not a Lucky Girl and Shoes looked … Continue reading

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A Royal Mix-Up at Queen Vic

“Ryan!” I leaned over the bar and motioned him close. “Closer!” I hissed, darting my eyes around us. “What’s up?” he whispered back, a bottle of Jack and a shot glass between us. “I’m meeting a guy here! And… I … Continue reading

Posted in bad lines, beer, date picks, favorite bars, first date, h street, Lip Service, my life is a romcom, Not A Lucky Girl, Queen Vic, Shoes, The Real Mr. T | 10 Comments

Texts From Last Night: This is Why You’re Single Edition

…That awkward moment when correctly spelling “autocephalous” totally fucks you over. 7:54 – Joe: Hey back! I’m at rock and roll hotel. Spelling buzz then dancing? Or more drinking? Feel free to join! I’m with Roommate E and another girlfriend. … Continue reading

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Boys, Boys, Boys!

Memorial Day weekend. The start of sunshine and sundresses, mimosas and gelato, roof deck pools, jazz in the garden, hot rain, football on the Mall– the start of a D.C. summer. This is my first summer in D.C., and I … Continue reading

Posted in favorite bars, friends, h street, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, out with Courtney, Roommate E | 9 Comments

Lesson: Heartache is Par for the Course

We met on Twitter, the Killer Kisser and I did. He shanghied me into a date with him, as Roommate E put it. He responded to our brief conversation with, “Uh-oh. I see myself about to be pulled into one … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, best friend M, brutally honest, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, lessons, Little Miss Whiskey's, my flaws, out with W, Rejection, Roommate E, The Killer Kisser | 4 Comments

The Bartender: A Sprint Just to Catch Up

Miss part 1 and part 2? Check ‘em. The Bartender. What happened after I told him I was no longer interested because of the drunk texts he sent me? So much. Deep breath, let’s do this shit. Roommate E and … Continue reading

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Grilled Cheese for the Chinese New Year

“Hey, you’re the girl that told the dirty joke!” The Bartender was excited as he handed me my vodka cranberry. Yes, that’s me. The last time I played the Spelling Buzz at Rock and Roll Hotel, I circumvented spelling my … Continue reading

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What’s in a First Date?

His favorite movies are Top Gun and A Few Good Men; he has a thing for Tom Cruise’s hair. He has been to a rodeo but is more of a “J Crew” kinda guy. He’s interested and inquisitive – can … Continue reading

Posted in favorite bars, first date, Kissing, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, Mystery ID Finder Guy | 5 Comments