Category Archives: h street

No Duck Dumplings at Ping Pong Dim Sum

Finally, The Epilogue. Catch the whole story with Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Thanks for reading! It seems that in D.C., the better the sex I have, the less likely I am to see the man again. … Continue reading

Posted in Bach, date picks, dinner dates, ending it template, h street, Not A Lucky Girl, Ping Pong Dim Sum, Queen Vic, Roommate E, sex, Shoes, The Real Mr. T | 3 Comments

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta go down on me…

Didn’t your mom ever tell you no dessert before dinner? Go back and eat your vegetables! My hands, they were tingling. Not like the tiny needles that shoot through them when they wake up from a good sleep, but tingling … Continue reading

Posted in favorite bars, h street, Kissing, laws of attraction, oral sex, Red Palace, scandalous, sex, The Real Mr. T | 6 Comments

A Lot Like Attraction

That last post was a cliffhanger, no? Here’s what happened next with The Fake T and The Real Mr. T. I looked back and forth between The Fake T and The Real T. Not a Lucky Girl and Shoes looked … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, Not A Lucky Girl, Shoes, The Bartender, The Real Mr. T | 6 Comments

A Royal Mix-Up at Queen Vic

“Ryan!” I leaned over the bar and motioned him close. “Closer!” I hissed, darting my eyes around us. “What’s up?” he whispered back, a bottle of Jack and a shot glass between us. “I’m meeting a guy here! And… I … Continue reading

Posted in bad lines, beer, date picks, favorite bars, first date, h street, Lip Service, my life is a romcom, Not A Lucky Girl, Queen Vic, Shoes, The Real Mr. T | 10 Comments

Texts From Last Night: This is Why You’re Single Edition

…That awkward moment when correctly spelling “autocephalous” totally fucks you over. 7:54 – Joe: Hey back! I’m at rock and roll hotel. Spelling buzz then dancing? Or more drinking? Feel free to join! I’m with Roommate E and another girlfriend. … Continue reading

Posted in Biv, brutally honest, favorite bars, h street, my flaws, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, spelling buzz | 3 Comments

“I Prefer ‘Sex-Positive Hussy,’ Sir”

“If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive.” -Audre Lorde This weekend was yet another bizarre one in the life of dating blogger “C.” It came to light … Continue reading

Posted in friends, h street, lessons, Little Miss Whiskey's, out with Courtney, Rejection, Roommate E, sex | 15 Comments

Boys, Boys, Boys!

Memorial Day weekend. The start of sunshine and sundresses, mimosas and gelato, roof deck pools, jazz in the garden, hot rain, football on the Mall– the start of a D.C. summer. This is my first summer in D.C., and I … Continue reading

Posted in favorite bars, friends, h street, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, out with Courtney, Roommate E | 9 Comments

Lesson: Heartache is Par for the Course

We met on Twitter, the Killer Kisser and I did. He shanghied me into a date with him, as Roommate E put it. He responded to our brief conversation with, “Uh-oh. I see myself about to be pulled into one … Continue reading

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Lesson: You Can’t Fake Fireworks

I found Lonely Boy perched on a stool in the upstairs bar at H Street Country Club. There was a margarita in front of the stool beside him, waiting for me. We hugged hello, and I sat down to immediate … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, dinner dates, first date, football, h street, h street country club, Kissing, laws of attraction, lessons, Lonely Boy, out with Courtney | 3 Comments

Spotted: Lonely Boy and C, Playing Skeeball for Skivvies

My Friday night date has to be called Lonely Boy. And in the name of all things righteous, because he will henceforth be known as Lonely Boy, this has to happen (forgive me in advance): Dating Girl here, your one … Continue reading

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