Category Archives: I lost my pants

Katy Perry’s got nothing on my Friday nights

Posted on September 8, 2011 by

“Wanna go to a party Friday night?” Sigh. “I don’t know, it has been a nearly 60 hour week. Friday I work late, too.” “Meet me at 9:00. It’s all you can drink.” “Had me at all you can.” On … Continue reading →

Posted in friends, I lost my pants, just friends, my flaws, ridiculous stories, scandalous, sex | 9 Comments

Lesson: The Right Men Respect the Rules

Posted on July 26, 2011 by

Don’t spoil dinner with dessert first. Catch up with Part 1 and Part 2… “I had fun not having sex with you,” The Real T leaned over and kissed me. “Good morning.” My lips barely touched his before I pulled … Continue reading →

Posted in active dates, favorite bars, first date, I lost my pants, Kissing, lessons, Little Miss Whiskey's, The Real Mr. T | 6 Comments

I Have Casual Sex Like a Woman

Posted on May 9, 2011 by

She doesn’t think I can have sex with him sans emotions, sans attachment. I can see it in her face, even as she nods and says it sounds great. Finally, she admits it. “I think I’ve you’re going to fall … Continue reading →

Posted in I lost my pants, laws of attraction, lessons, sex | 5 Comments

Lesson: It’s Only Awkward if You Make it Awkward

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

Oops, you’re in the wrong place if you’re looking for the Hardy Boys series, but we do have the Saga of the Bartender. Catch up with Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. “It’s only awkward if you make it … Continue reading →

Posted in cooking, dinner dates, I lost my pants, Kissing, laws of attraction, sex, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 9 Comments

New Year’s Eve 2011: Shameless, Shameful or Just a Sham?

Posted on January 4, 2011 by

8:00pm – I am cheery and bright, gonna get my party on tonight. 8:30 – I start on my second glass of wine and send a half naked picture to H, initiating some virtual flirting. 8:45 – Biv cancels. I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in bearded men, Biv, Duck Hunt, I lost my pants, Kissing, New Year's Eve, oral sex, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, Trainwreck | 3 Comments