Category Archives: laws of attraction

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta go down on me…

Didn’t your mom ever tell you no dessert before dinner? Go back and eat your vegetables! My hands, they were tingling. Not like the tiny needles that shoot through them when they wake up from a good sleep, but tingling … Continue reading

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An El Centro Date: You Had Me at Guacamole

Err, you came in at the middle of the story. This is awkward. Go back to the beginning here. He sat at the bar, his back to me, chatting easily with the bartender. I could feel his smile lighting the … Continue reading

Posted in date picks, dinner dates, Kissing, laws of attraction, Lip Service, my flaws, The Real Mr. T | 5 Comments

A Lot Like Attraction

That last post was a cliffhanger, no? Here’s what happened next with The Fake T and The Real Mr. T. I looked back and forth between The Fake T and The Real T. Not a Lucky Girl and Shoes looked … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, Not A Lucky Girl, Shoes, The Bartender, The Real Mr. T | 6 Comments

What’s Love but a Second-Hand Emotion?

I was glued in place, not breathing or blinking, my eyes fixated on the screen. Roommate E and I were watching So You Think You Can Dance last night, and the final dance had me in a tizzy of emotion … Continue reading

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Don’t (Always) Take ‘No’ for a Rejection

I was sort of into this guy a while back. He’s smart and successful, genuinely funny and good-natured, kind and friendly – he’s great. I wasn’t positive I was attracted to him, but I wasn’t positive I couldn’t be. He’s … Continue reading

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Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine: Best Date

Do you ever read another blogger’s newest post and wish you’d written it, or at least come up with that idea? You’re all, “Wow, you’re an insane writer,” on the outside but like, “Dammit, I wish I’d thought of that … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, date picks, first date, I'll Show You Mine, Kissing, laws of attraction, older men, scandalous, smitten | 7 Comments

Boys, Boys, Boys!

Memorial Day weekend. The start of sunshine and sundresses, mimosas and gelato, roof deck pools, jazz in the garden, hot rain, football on the Mall– the start of a D.C. summer. This is my first summer in D.C., and I … Continue reading

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Lip Service: Eye Gazing Party Sees Success

I want to have tantric sex. Candles, perhaps. Breathing in sync. Painfully, tantalizingly slow. Sensual. Intense. Tantric sex. That’s it. That’s what I want. And I really, really want tantric sex right. now. I can feel my own breathing intensifying … Continue reading

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Mission: Meet New Men

Since Operation Next, I’d extricated myself mentally and emotionally from my Neapolitan-man-flavored shituation and was ready to initiate Mission: Meet New Men. On top of that, I’d worked two 60 hour, six-day work weeks in a row. I was jonesin’ … Continue reading

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What is Attraction?

I went on a date the other night that left me my favorite word – unnerved. My favorite feeling, my least favorite feeling, one that drives me and leaves me wanting more and also terrifies me, makes me want to … Continue reading

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