Category Archives: Lip Service

An El Centro Date: You Had Me at Guacamole

Posted on August 24, 2011 by

Err, you came in at the middle of the story. This is awkward. Go back to the beginning here. He sat at the bar, his back to me, chatting easily with the bartender. I could feel his smile lighting the … Continue reading →

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A Royal Mix-Up at Queen Vic

Posted on July 20, 2011 by

“Ryan!” I leaned over the bar and motioned him close. “Closer!” I hissed, darting my eyes around us. “What’s up?” he whispered back, a bottle of Jack and a shot glass between us. “I’m meeting a guy here! And… I … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, beer, date picks, favorite bars, first date, h street, Lip Service, my life is a romcom, Not A Lucky Girl, Queen Vic, Shoes, The Real Mr. T | 10 Comments

Lip Service: Eye Gazing Party Sees Success

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

I want to have tantric sex. Candles, perhaps. Breathing in sync. Painfully, tantalizingly slow. Sensual. Intense. Tantric sex. That’s it. That’s what I want. And I really, really want tantric sex right. now. I can feel my own breathing intensifying … Continue reading →

Posted in laws of attraction, Lip Service, older men, ridiculous stories, sex | 7 Comments