Category Archives: Mystery ID Finder Guy

Dating 2010: The Best Of

Confession: I want to use all the pent-up nostalgia I already feel for 2010 and write the world’s most singularly emotive blog post. I want to emote more than a Taylor Swift song. But I will spare you. Instead, I … Continue reading

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Hurdling the Fourth Day Hump

He never called. He didn’t text. He didn’t write a letter or even send a telegram. Of course, I’m talking about MIDFG, my Mystery ID Finder Guy whose altruism in picking up my ID and then internet stalking me to … Continue reading

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I Shake My Ass: What’s in a Second Date?

The music was violent – spoken lines about a screwdriver’s imminent descent into a person’s heart interspersed with throbbing bass and an odd beat techno groove. We half mock-danced – first pumping irreverently, and half slow-danced, awkwardly swaying to the … Continue reading

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What’s in a First Date?

His favorite movies are Top Gun and A Few Good Men; he has a thing for Tom Cruise’s hair. He has been to a rodeo but is more of a “J Crew” kinda guy. He’s interested and inquisitive – can … Continue reading

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Mystery ID Finder Update on the Update: Holy Shit, He’s Cute!

BREAKING NEWS: Irony Failed, C’s Life is Actually a RomCom My old-school BFF R was in town this weekend. Who better to encourage my masochistic dating madness than someone with whom I shared french-fries-as-penis jokes (7.5 fries, ladies) and wrote … Continue reading

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Lesson: When Life Hands You a Meet-Cute, Make a RomCom

Just as I was beginning to feel the restlessness that comes with the low after a long weekend (and an even longer drive); and the shocking reminder (like jumping into ice cold water) of the ho-hum drum of my 9-5 … Continue reading

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