Category Archives: older men

An Officer and a Less-than-Gentleman

Posted on July 13, 2011 by

My veins were surging with frustration. A track jumper on the blue line had nearly made me miss my flight, not one Delta staff member could explain my gate number, “PAD,” and by the time I finally found it (no … Continue reading →

Posted in my life is a romcom, older men, Rejection, ridiculous stories | 10 Comments

Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine: Best Date

Posted on June 17, 2011 by

Do you ever read another blogger’s newest post and wish you’d written it, or at least come up with that idea? You’re all, “Wow, you’re an insane writer,” on the outside but like, “Dammit, I wish I’d thought of that … Continue reading →

Posted in active dates, date picks, first date, I'll Show You Mine, Kissing, laws of attraction, older men, scandalous, smitten | 7 Comments

Lip Service: Eye Gazing Party Sees Success

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

I want to have tantric sex. Candles, perhaps. Breathing in sync. Painfully, tantalizingly slow. Sensual. Intense. Tantric sex. That’s it. That’s what I want. And I really, really want tantric sex right. now. I can feel my own breathing intensifying … Continue reading →

Posted in laws of attraction, Lip Service, older men, ridiculous stories, sex | 7 Comments

Risky Business on Line 2

Posted on February 3, 2011 by

I’m in over my head. He just called me, at work. Muscle Man did. Yes, I’m so attracted to him it surprises and intrigues me, but I only let myself be because it was a three-day conference; I’d come back, … Continue reading →

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The Girl Who Flirted with Fire

Posted on February 1, 2011 by

Context: I spent last week in Florida coordinating a work conference. My company works with resellers, so they’re clients… but not. We wine and dine them, but we also party with them and are encouraged to get to know them. … Continue reading →

Posted in career, Kissing, Muscle Man, older men, ridiculous stories, sex, The Yank | 4 Comments

You’ll Be My Lovesick Teenage Dream

Posted on January 31, 2011 by

(written yesterday, 1/30) I’m laying on the beach, watching teal waves break on the shore on the most beautiful January day I’ve ever known, and all I can think about is his deep laugh and the endearing way he shyly … Continue reading →

Posted in Muscle Man, older men, Oregon, smitten, teenage angst | 4 Comments