Category Archives: oral sex

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta go down on me…

Didn’t your mom ever tell you no dessert before dinner? Go back and eat your vegetables! My hands, they were tingling. Not like the tiny needles that shoot through them when they wake up from a good sleep, but tingling … Continue reading

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New Year’s Eve 2011: Shameless, Shameful or Just a Sham?

8:00pm – I am cheery and bright, gonna get my party on tonight. 8:30 – I start on my second glass of wine and send a half naked picture to H, initiating some virtual flirting. 8:45 – Biv cancels. I’m … Continue reading

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