Category Archives: out with Courtney

“I Prefer ‘Sex-Positive Hussy,’ Sir”

“If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive.” -Audre Lorde This weekend was yet another bizarre one in the life of dating blogger “C.” It came to light … Continue reading

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Boys, Boys, Boys!

Memorial Day weekend. The start of sunshine and sundresses, mimosas and gelato, roof deck pools, jazz in the garden, hot rain, football on the Mall– the start of a D.C. summer. This is my first summer in D.C., and I … Continue reading

Posted in favorite bars, friends, h street, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, out with Courtney, Roommate E | 9 Comments

Mission: Meet New Men

Since Operation Next, I’d extricated myself mentally and emotionally from my Neapolitan-man-flavored shituation and was ready to initiate Mission: Meet New Men. On top of that, I’d worked two 60 hour, six-day work weeks in a row. I was jonesin’ … Continue reading

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Lesson: You Can’t Fake Fireworks

I found Lonely Boy perched on a stool in the upstairs bar at H Street Country Club. There was a margarita in front of the stool beside him, waiting for me. We hugged hello, and I sat down to immediate … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, dinner dates, first date, football, h street, h street country club, Kissing, laws of attraction, lessons, Lonely Boy, out with Courtney | 3 Comments

Spotted: Lonely Boy and C, Playing Skeeball for Skivvies

My Friday night date has to be called Lonely Boy. And in the name of all things righteous, because he will henceforth be known as Lonely Boy, this has to happen (forgive me in advance): Dating Girl here, your one … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, date picks, dinner dates, first date, h street, h street country club, Kissing, Lonely Boy, out with Courtney | 5 Comments

You and Me Baby Ain’t Nothin’ but Mammals…

…continued from this post. Yeahhhh I had sex with The Bartender! But first, let’s back up. So Tuesday night, my new friend Courtney squelched any doubts I had about taking my tipsy self straight from dinner to The Bartender’s place. … Continue reading

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Relax, Pretty Lady

It isn’t Homer’s Odyssey, but this story sure is epic. Catch up with The Bartender parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6. So there was the awkward night Monday. I made it awkward when it didn’t need to be … Continue reading

Posted in career, friends, my flaws, out with Courtney, The Bartender | 2 Comments