Category Archives: ridiculous stories

Katy Perry’s got nothing on my Friday nights

Posted on September 8, 2011 by

“Wanna go to a party Friday night?” Sigh. “I don’t know, it has been a nearly 60 hour week. Friday I work late, too.” “Meet me at 9:00. It’s all you can drink.” “Had me at all you can.” On … Continue reading →

Posted in friends, I lost my pants, just friends, my flaws, ridiculous stories, scandalous, sex | 9 Comments

An Officer and a Less-than-Gentleman

Posted on July 13, 2011 by

My veins were surging with frustration. A track jumper on the blue line had nearly made me miss my flight, not one Delta staff member could explain my gate number, “PAD,” and by the time I finally found it (no … Continue reading →

Posted in my life is a romcom, older men, Rejection, ridiculous stories | 10 Comments

Texts From Last Night: This is Why You’re Single Edition

Posted on June 20, 2011 by

…That awkward moment when correctly spelling “autocephalous” totally fucks you over. 7:54 – Joe: Hey back! I’m at rock and roll hotel. Spelling buzz then dancing? Or more drinking? Feel free to join! I’m with Roommate E and another girlfriend. … Continue reading →

Posted in Biv, brutally honest, favorite bars, h street, my flaws, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, spelling buzz | 3 Comments

Lip Service: Eye Gazing Party Sees Success

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

I want to have tantric sex. Candles, perhaps. Breathing in sync. Painfully, tantalizingly slow. Sensual. Intense. Tantric sex. That’s it. That’s what I want. And I really, really want tantric sex right. now. I can feel my own breathing intensifying … Continue reading →

Posted in laws of attraction, Lip Service, older men, ridiculous stories, sex | 7 Comments

It Takes Two (Dozen)

Posted on February 25, 2011 by

It was a low point. I had no money. I couldn’t find a job. But it was a high point, too. I was an intern, an unpaid intern at that, but I was an intern at my dream publication. It … Continue reading →

Posted in ridiculous stories | 3 Comments

Grilled Cheese for the Chinese New Year

Posted on February 6, 2011 by

“Hey, you’re the girl that told the dirty joke!” The Bartender was excited as he handed me my vodka cranberry. Yes, that’s me. The last time I played the Spelling Buzz at Rock and Roll Hotel, I circumvented spelling my … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, Biv, favorite bars, h street, out with W, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, so wasted, spelling buzz, The Bartender, toki underground | 3 Comments

The Girl Who Flirted with Fire

Posted on February 1, 2011 by

Context: I spent last week in Florida coordinating a work conference. My company works with resellers, so they’re clients… but not. We wine and dine them, but we also party with them and are encouraged to get to know them. … Continue reading →

Posted in career, Kissing, Muscle Man, older men, ridiculous stories, sex, The Yank | 4 Comments

New Year’s Eve 2011: Shameless, Shameful or Just a Sham?

Posted on January 4, 2011 by

8:00pm – I am cheery and bright, gonna get my party on tonight. 8:30 – I start on my second glass of wine and send a half naked picture to H, initiating some virtual flirting. 8:45 – Biv cancels. I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in bearded men, Biv, Duck Hunt, I lost my pants, Kissing, New Year's Eve, oral sex, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, Trainwreck | 3 Comments

Dating 2010: The Best Of

Posted on December 31, 2010 by

Confession: I want to use all the pent-up nostalgia I already feel for 2010 and write the world’s most singularly emotive blog post. I want to emote more than a Taylor Swift song. But I will spare you. Instead, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of 2010, date picks, Dating H, dinner dates, first date, h street country club, Japan, Kissing, lists, my life is a romcom, Mystery ID Finder Guy, New Year's Eve, passport stamp, Proof, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, spin the bottle, thai beach guy, truth or dare, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Lesson #2: Old Chicks Like it in the Ass and Other Signs You’ve Flirt with a Jerk

Posted on October 6, 2010 by

This is the one about C and Roommate E out on the town that ends with a dick in the mouth pick-up line. Have you heard it? Let me back up. After a few rounds at D.C.’s first Jewish/Irish bar … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, h street, lessons, out with W, ridiculous stories, Roommate E, Star and Shamrock | 1 Comment