Category Archives: Rock & Roll hotel

Texts From Last Night: This is Why You’re Single Edition

Posted on June 20, 2011 by

…That awkward moment when correctly spelling “autocephalous” totally fucks you over. 7:54 – Joe: Hey back! I’m at rock and roll hotel. Spelling buzz then dancing? Or more drinking? Feel free to join! I’m with Roommate E and another girlfriend. … Continue reading →

Posted in Biv, brutally honest, favorite bars, h street, my flaws, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, spelling buzz | 3 Comments

The Bartender: A Sprint Just to Catch Up

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

Miss part 1 and part 2? Check ‘em. The Bartender. What happened after I told him I was no longer interested because of the drunk texts he sent me? So much. Deep breath, let’s do this shit. Roommate E and … Continue reading →

Posted in E Street Cinema, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 2 Comments

Update: I Don’t Like Grilled Cheese

Posted on February 7, 2011 by

I admit it – even after the tasteless, even bordering on offensive drunk texts that The Bartender sent me Friday and Saturday nights, I wasn’t 100% against going out with him. I mostly was. I was a solid 95% against … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, ending it template, Rock & Roll hotel, The Bartender | 7 Comments

Grilled Cheese for the Chinese New Year

Posted on February 6, 2011 by

“Hey, you’re the girl that told the dirty joke!” The Bartender was excited as he handed me my vodka cranberry. Yes, that’s me. The last time I played the Spelling Buzz at Rock and Roll Hotel, I circumvented spelling my … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, Biv, favorite bars, h street, out with W, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, so wasted, spelling buzz, The Bartender, toki underground | 3 Comments

New Year’s Eve 2011: Shameless, Shameful or Just a Sham?

Posted on January 4, 2011 by

8:00pm – I am cheery and bright, gonna get my party on tonight. 8:30 – I start on my second glass of wine and send a half naked picture to H, initiating some virtual flirting. 8:45 – Biv cancels. I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in bearded men, Biv, Duck Hunt, I lost my pants, Kissing, New Year's Eve, oral sex, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, Trainwreck | 3 Comments

Dating 2010: The Best Of

Posted on December 31, 2010 by

Confession: I want to use all the pent-up nostalgia I already feel for 2010 and write the world’s most singularly emotive blog post. I want to emote more than a Taylor Swift song. But I will spare you. Instead, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of 2010, date picks, Dating H, dinner dates, first date, h street country club, Japan, Kissing, lists, my life is a romcom, Mystery ID Finder Guy, New Year's Eve, passport stamp, Proof, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, spin the bottle, thai beach guy, truth or dare, Uncategorized | Leave a comment