Category Archives: Roommate E

No Duck Dumplings at Ping Pong Dim Sum

Finally, The Epilogue. Catch the whole story with Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Thanks for reading! It seems that in D.C., the better the sex I have, the less likely I am to see the man again. … Continue reading

Posted in Bach, date picks, dinner dates, ending it template, h street, Not A Lucky Girl, Ping Pong Dim Sum, Queen Vic, Roommate E, sex, Shoes, The Real Mr. T | 3 Comments

to have sex or to date, that is the question

First there was a royal mix-up, then I had an blind impromptu date, then I invited my impromptu date to sleep over, but we didn’t have sex and then… oh wait, that’s where we are now! I fell back asleep, … Continue reading

Posted in Bach, beer, Roommate E, sex, The Real Mr. T | 9 Comments

What’s Love but a Second-Hand Emotion?

I was glued in place, not breathing or blinking, my eyes fixated on the screen. Roommate E and I were watching So You Think You Can Dance last night, and the final dance had me in a tizzy of emotion … Continue reading

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Don’t (Always) Take ‘No’ for a Rejection

I was sort of into this guy a while back. He’s smart and successful, genuinely funny and good-natured, kind and friendly – he’s great. I wasn’t positive I was attracted to him, but I wasn’t positive I couldn’t be. He’s … Continue reading

Posted in brutally honest, Kissing, laws of attraction, period., Rejection, Roommate E, sex | 4 Comments

Texts From Last Night: This is Why You’re Single Edition

…That awkward moment when correctly spelling “autocephalous” totally fucks you over. 7:54 – Joe: Hey back! I’m at rock and roll hotel. Spelling buzz then dancing? Or more drinking? Feel free to join! I’m with Roommate E and another girlfriend. … Continue reading

Posted in Biv, brutally honest, favorite bars, h street, my flaws, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, spelling buzz | 3 Comments

“I Prefer ‘Sex-Positive Hussy,’ Sir”

“If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive.” -Audre Lorde This weekend was yet another bizarre one in the life of dating blogger “C.” It came to light … Continue reading

Posted in friends, h street, lessons, Little Miss Whiskey's, out with Courtney, Rejection, Roommate E, sex | 15 Comments

Boys, Boys, Boys!

Memorial Day weekend. The start of sunshine and sundresses, mimosas and gelato, roof deck pools, jazz in the garden, hot rain, football on the Mall– the start of a D.C. summer. This is my first summer in D.C., and I … Continue reading

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On Wine & Women, Part 2

Catch up with Part 1. Once Bernie, Roommate E and I were good and tipsy off wine class, the women lessons came without further ado. Be confident and put her at ease Bernie’s first question was basic: “How do you … Continue reading

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On Wine & Women, Part 1

I know a lot about women and little ‘bout wine. Bernie, or, as you may know him, @berniemacx81, knows a lot about wine and little ‘bout women. On Saturday night we set out to enhance each others’ dating lives with … Continue reading

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Lesson: Heartache is Par for the Course

We met on Twitter, the Killer Kisser and I did. He shanghied me into a date with him, as Roommate E put it. He responded to our brief conversation with, “Uh-oh. I see myself about to be pulled into one … Continue reading

Posted in active dates, best friend M, brutally honest, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, lessons, Little Miss Whiskey's, my flaws, out with W, Rejection, Roommate E, The Killer Kisser | 4 Comments