Category Archives: Rules

Rule #8 Demand What You Deserve, Deserve What You Demand

Posted on May 11, 2011 by

I’m demanding a partner who encourages the adventurer in me; who shares my lust for life; who engages my wit and challenges my intellect. I’m demanding a partner who, when I say “vacation,” asks which jungle we’re exploring, which river … Continue reading →

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Rule #7: Be What You Are Looking For

Posted on February 24, 2011 by

This is going to be a strange post. I’m going to copy and paste parts of the conversation I had with The Brother yesterday on gchat. For some context — I’m experiencing… an amount of emotional turmoil. Frankly, I’m not … Continue reading →

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Rule #5: Only Have Sex with Feminists in Bed

Posted on December 8, 2010 by

There’s a feeling I get sometimes during sex – that me orgasming is a perk, not the point. It’s distracting at first, pulls my mind away from the fun to the futility. But then it grows – from a nagging … Continue reading →

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Rule #3: No Expectations, No Obligations

Posted on October 14, 2010 by

My brother, C, (our parents are cute, but we’ll call him The Brother) once said this to me in the heat of emotional turmoil over a man. I really liked this man. In truth, even in retrospect, I haven’t been … Continue reading →

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Rule: Don’t Date ‘Em Unless They Turn You On

Posted on October 8, 2010 by

With how many people have you bonked that it took sheer will power to get it up, get it wet and get it on? C counts five. One is too many. Two is the maximum to meet the collegiate call … Continue reading →

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