Category Archives: The Bartender

A Lot Like Attraction

Posted on July 24, 2011 by

That last post was a cliffhanger, no? Here’s what happened next with The Fake T and The Real Mr. T. I looked back and forth between The Fake T and The Real T. Not a Lucky Girl and Shoes looked … Continue reading →

Posted in active dates, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, laws of attraction, Little Miss Whiskey's, Not A Lucky Girl, Shoes, The Bartender, The Real Mr. T | 6 Comments

Lesson: No Excuses are Good Enough to Keep Standing You Up

Posted on March 5, 2011 by

I have been stood up four times recently by the same person. Yes, you read that correctly. I said four. It may initially elicit this response, “What the fuck were you doing trying to see him after the first time?!” … Continue reading →

Posted in bad lines, lessons, out with W, Rejection, Roommate E, The Bartender | 10 Comments

The Bartender: The Epilogue

Posted on March 1, 2011 by

This will be the final post about The Bartender. This entry is posted because I felt my reader (and I) deserve a written conclusion. As far as the blog goes, the story ends here. Thanks for reading. I’ve been asked … Continue reading →

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How Wrong I Wasn’t, Let Me Count the Ways

Posted on February 26, 2011 by

I think I’ve mentioned before that I inherited and was raised with an uncanny amount of intuition and an even uncannier ability to read people and situations. I was taught to be perceptive and to read body language. My mother … Continue reading →

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You and Me Baby Ain’t Nothin’ but Mammals…

Posted on February 18, 2011 by

…continued from this post. Yeahhhh I had sex with The Bartender! But first, let’s back up. So Tuesday night, my new friend Courtney squelched any doubts I had about taking my tipsy self straight from dinner to The Bartender’s place. … Continue reading →

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Relax, Pretty Lady

Posted on February 18, 2011 by

It isn’t Homer’s Odyssey, but this story sure is epic. Catch up with The Bartender parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6. So there was the awkward night Monday. I made it awkward when it didn’t need to be … Continue reading →

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Lesson: It’s Only Awkward if You Make it Awkward

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

Oops, you’re in the wrong place if you’re looking for the Hardy Boys series, but we do have the Saga of the Bartender. Catch up with Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. “It’s only awkward if you make it … Continue reading →

Posted in cooking, dinner dates, I lost my pants, Kissing, laws of attraction, sex, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 9 Comments

Respect Doesn’t Preclude Sex, It Invites It

Posted on February 16, 2011 by

“We are not going to have sex,” he said, cutely, trying to persuade me that we could innocently hang out at my place. “Why not?” It threw him off guard. He thought for another minute, searching for the answer. “Because … Continue reading →

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Rule: Nothing Good Happens After 2am

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

For anyone new to the saga of The Bartender (hey, I can dream people read this this thing!), check out The Meeting, The Disillusionment & The Reconnection. Anyone out there watch How I Met Your Mother? Who am I kidding, … Continue reading →

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The Bartender: A Sprint Just to Catch Up

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

Miss part 1 and part 2? Check ‘em. The Bartender. What happened after I told him I was no longer interested because of the drunk texts he sent me? So much. Deep breath, let’s do this shit. Roommate E and … Continue reading →

Posted in E Street Cinema, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 2 Comments