Category Archives: The Real Mr. T

No Duck Dumplings at Ping Pong Dim Sum

Finally, The Epilogue. Catch the whole story with Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Thanks for reading! It seems that in D.C., the better the sex I have, the less likely I am to see the man again. … Continue reading

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta go down on me…

Didn’t your mom ever tell you no dessert before dinner? Go back and eat your vegetables! My hands, they were tingling. Not like the tiny needles that shoot through them when they wake up from a good sleep, but tingling … Continue reading

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An El Centro Date: You Had Me at Guacamole

Err, you came in at the middle of the story. This is awkward. Go back to the beginning here. He sat at the bar, his back to me, chatting easily with the bartender. I could feel his smile lighting the … Continue reading

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to have sex or to date, that is the question

First there was a royal mix-up, then I had an blind impromptu date, then I invited my impromptu date to sleep over, but we didn’t have sex and then… oh wait, that’s where we are now! I fell back asleep, … Continue reading

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Lesson: The Right Men Respect the Rules

Don’t spoil dinner with dessert first. Catch up with Part 1 and Part 2… “I had fun not having sex with you,” The Real T leaned over and kissed me. “Good morning.” My lips barely touched his before I pulled … Continue reading

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A Lot Like Attraction

That last post was a cliffhanger, no? Here’s what happened next with The Fake T and The Real Mr. T. I looked back and forth between The Fake T and The Real T. Not a Lucky Girl and Shoes looked … Continue reading

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A Royal Mix-Up at Queen Vic

“Ryan!” I leaned over the bar and motioned him close. “Closer!” I hissed, darting my eyes around us. “What’s up?” he whispered back, a bottle of Jack and a shot glass between us. “I’m meeting a guy here! And… I … Continue reading

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