Category Archives: Trainwreck

How Wrong I Wasn’t, Let Me Count the Ways

Posted on February 26, 2011 by

I think I’ve mentioned before that I inherited and was raised with an uncanny amount of intuition and an even uncannier ability to read people and situations. I was taught to be perceptive and to read body language. My mother … Continue reading →

Posted in brutally honest, ending it template, lessons, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 3 Comments

Lesson: It’s Only Awkward if You Make it Awkward

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

Oops, you’re in the wrong place if you’re looking for the Hardy Boys series, but we do have the Saga of the Bartender. Catch up with Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. “It’s only awkward if you make it … Continue reading →

Posted in cooking, dinner dates, I lost my pants, Kissing, laws of attraction, sex, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 9 Comments

The Bartender: A Sprint Just to Catch Up

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

Miss part 1 and part 2? Check ‘em. The Bartender. What happened after I told him I was no longer interested because of the drunk texts he sent me? So much. Deep breath, let’s do this shit. Roommate E and … Continue reading →

Posted in E Street Cinema, favorite bars, first date, h street, Kissing, Rock & Roll hotel, Roommate E, so wasted, The Bartender, Trainwreck | 2 Comments

Risky Business on Line 2

Posted on February 3, 2011 by

I’m in over my head. He just called me, at work. Muscle Man did. Yes, I’m so attracted to him it surprises and intrigues me, but I only let myself be because it was a three-day conference; I’d come back, … Continue reading →

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New Year’s Eve 2011: Shameless, Shameful or Just a Sham?

Posted on January 4, 2011 by

8:00pm – I am cheery and bright, gonna get my party on tonight. 8:30 – I start on my second glass of wine and send a half naked picture to H, initiating some virtual flirting. 8:45 – Biv cancels. I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in bearded men, Biv, Duck Hunt, I lost my pants, Kissing, New Year's Eve, oral sex, ridiculous stories, Rock & Roll hotel, sex, so wasted, Trainwreck | 3 Comments