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I guess I never did a final post, huh? It felt presumptuous, believing that enough people read this to warrant a farewell. But now I’m drunk enough to believe I’m a demigod of blogging, and I owe you a histrionic … Continue reading →

The only thing about a fuck buddy relationship that should be hard is the man’s dick. But no, of course, it has to be complicated. I was watching The Good Wife last night, and there was this great quote: “Complicated … Continue reading →

My heart is so full of gratitude this afternoon. I’m so thankful for the life I live that in this moment, it feels more charmed than earned. I’d like to think that the universe recognizes what a hard deal it … Continue reading →

I have a huge, teenage-worthy crush on Diggs (really, he looks like Taye Diggs). Diggs is my nickname for The Hottest Man in D.C., who works at my Taylor Gourmet. “My” meaning the H Street Taylor. My Twitter BFF, Taylor … Continue reading →

I am a person outside of this blog. I’m complicated and nuanced and three-dimensional, and I will never, I repeat never, win a Pulitzer for my unique and astute abilities to explore my own three dimensionality on my dating blog. … Continue reading →

In sixth grade, I took Gifted Science from Mr. Camp. I can barely picture him now, but I remember his class vividly. He was a master teacher. I hate science, even then I hated science, but his class made it … Continue reading →

I’ve been fielding a superflous number of questions lately about what my “end game” is in writing this blog. Do I want… a boyfriend? Do I want… a husband? Do I want… to be a professional voyeur? Do I want… … Continue reading →

Buffalo chicken sandwiches are my raison d’etre. When I have a hankering for one, it’s all that matters in the world. Bullfeathers (website “coming soon”), re-opening Monday after an eighteen-month renovation hiatus, serves them. Sitting there at the soft-opening Saturday … Continue reading →

Here at Unnamed, Inc. in Silver Spring, we have a weekly staff meeting. They’re on Tuesdays, from 2:00 – 3… 3:30… 4:00 pm. Every meeting is a continuous game of, “Who Can Use the Most Industry Jargon?” We talk about … Continue reading →